Listen Up, Girlfriends!

She was raised in the Cleveland projects, drove a school bus full of unruly kids, was a single mother, a stand-up comic, and is a television and radio personality. She took the national talk shows by storm with her no-holds-barred wisdom and humor, and began to be called the "Queen of Advice." So, get ready for some outrageous, poignant, eye-opening advice that is simple, smart and straight:
Mother Love on dieting:
"Ain't no skinny chick dyin' to get out of me."
Mother Love on love at first sight:
"I don't believe in love at first sight. I believe in lust in about two seconds... but love takes a little longer."
Mother Love on flirting:
"Oooo, Mother Love has flirting down to a science... just because you're full don't mean you can't look at the menu."