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DO ME A FAVOR? I’m serious - will you? I want you to think back to the last time you thought, “Oh, I love getting up in the morning when I haven’t gotten enough sleep the night before!” Or, the last time you said, “Yep, going to bed at a reasonable hour is the easiest thing I’ve ever done.” Oh, and this is my favorite: “Gosh, my favorite thing to do is figure out what I’m going to eat when I have four minutes and have no food in my fridge!” Um... never. You’ve never said those things. And, if you have, you’re most likely delusional. But, if you’re not one of those “I love waking up when I’m tired” people - do they even exist?! - then I’m happy for you. Why? Because your life is about to change. *high five* HEY BEYONCÉ - WE’RE ABOUT TO WAKE UP FLAWLESS Automate Your Routines, Guarantee Your Results hilariously delivers a five-step formula that shows you how to automate your morning, evening, and eating routines. We’ll also walk through how to permanently eliminate your bad habits, liberate your brain power, and focus on what is most important to you. The formula combines the principles of computer programming - a language whose sole purpose is to automate - with the basics of human behavior to show you how to guarantee the results you desire. Not a bad gig. (Note: I said the principles of computer programming, not computer programming itself. So, no stress for you non-techies out there. Seriously - stop stressing!) Oh, and did I mention that it only takes seven days to automate any routine? Yeah, you're going to love this. IMAGINE (ALL THE PEOPLE, LIVING FOR TODAY, OOH OOH, OOH OOH OOH) Just think for a second - How would your days change if your morning routine was executed flawlessly? -If you woke up on time? -If you woke up feeling refreshed? -If you didn’t feel rushed in the morning? How would your days change if your evening routine was executed flawlessly? -If you went to bed on time? -If you read before going to bed? -If you planned for the next day? How would your days change if you never had to stress about food? If you knew exactly what you were going to eat for the day? If you didn’t feel guilty about what you ate? If you ate consistently so you never felt hungry? THIS IS BETTER THAN OREOS AND PEANUT BUTTER. Here is what to look forward to in Automate Your Routines, Guarantee Your Results, should you make the wise* decision to keep reading: (*Note: “wise” can be substituted with “obvious” or “insanely intelligent”) -You will automate your AM, PM, and eating routines. -Boring, stressful, and difficult parts of your routines will become second nature. -Your time will be liberated. -You will erase your bad habits. And you’ll free up your brain power like Steve Jobs (a master of automation) to focus on more “take-over-the-world” type ventures. As a side note, Steve Jobs changed the world forever, was brilliant, and was crazy rich. So, if that’s not enough to pull you in, then that’s quite unfortunate for the both of us. -Unfortunate for you because you’re maybe, probably...how do I say this...boring. -Unfortunate for me because you will mostly likely not read this book. I’ve digressed. What is stopping you from creating the life you actually want to be living? Consider this overly sassy (but don’t pretend like you weren’t entertained) book description complete. Scroll to the top and click the “BUY NOW” button.
