My Dog Ate My Homework!

My Dog Ate My Homework is the first collection of Bruce Lanskys own poetry. This book helped make Lanskys reputation as a consistently entertaining poet with a unique voice and style. His poems are about someone named I or me who so resembles the readers, their siblings, friends, parents, pets, and teachers they think Lansky is writing about them. In this book, Lansky introduces us to: -a too friendly dog who should be using Scope -a teacher who resembles her students in her avoidance of homework -a kid who thinks his cat isnt smart because it wont come when called and wont shake, beg or fetch -a young Romeo who climbed up the door and opened the stairs after his first kiss - a youngthter with a looth tooth who tellth a painful thtory about a bike cwath -kids who start wishing their horrible old cook would come back after a new gourmet chef is hired -two si