Men are Dogs: In the Best Possible Sense!

Men come in just as many breeds as dogs

Girls, are you tired of always ending up with the wrong man? Maybe it's
because women take more time picking out a dog than they do a boyfriend.

Men Are Dogs gives you everything you need to know about owning and keeping
a man, including:
--Why to get a man at all
--Where to find one
--Training a man
--Maintenance, such as diet and exercise

Plus, you'll find out all about the 40+ different breeds you can get and how
to identify the breed of your man.

For example, mongrels often make the most delightful companions, but they're
not as predictable as some of the purebreds. Working men are among the most
cuddly, but watch out you don't get a bully, or worse, a spineless yes-man.
Meanwhile, hounds and sporting men are among the most fun-loving and
playful, but can lack responsibility. (And some special breeds, like male
models, are actually cats).

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Here's what you need to know about a specific breed, the Saluki (picture
Johnny Depp!):
The Saluki is slim, high-steping and elegant. He is a hunter by nature,
despite his elegant, almost feminine beauty. His ability to outrun his
competition allows him to take advantage of situations a more sluggish man
would avoid, such as sleeping with your sister, or murmuring into the ear of
the boss's wife at the office Christmas party. The Saluki has an old soul,
as the breed has been around for thousands of years. They're hard to catch
but worth it if you aren't the possessive type!