Fire Trucks, Garter Belts, & My Perfect Ex (Edie's Automotive Guide)

✧✧✧𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡-𝐨𝐮𝐭-𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝, 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝-𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤!✧✧✧After facing the same health scare that took her mother, adult film star Vera Eastman sets out on a road trip to finish her mom's bucket list. First stop, the hometown she escaped the moment she graduated. Her defiant arrival puts her face-to-face with her first love--her first everything--Jack Reeves.Jack's still the guy who can steal her heart with a smile, but he hasn't forgiven her for leaving, and avoiding him proves difficult. Not only is he her grandma's neighbor, but Grandma pays Jack to mow the lawn shirtless, and his firefighter job has him frequently rescuing Vera, as her ability to find trouble--was it her fault the ladder on the water tower broke?--becomes as formidable a matchmaker as her grandma.Small-town-itis must be contagious. That's the only explanation for Grandma's stupid cat being in love with Jack's damn dog, for Vera's sudden urge to move home, and for her falling for Jack all over again. Eating chocolate body paint out of the jar can't even help her with this mess."Great, really vivid characters and storytelling." - Tristan Taormino, author of 50 Shades of Kink"Absolutely hysterical, utterly original, & completely darling" - Elyssa Mann, 3BookGirls PodcastThis book can be read as a standalone, but is best read after the volume one: HEADLIGHTS, DIPSTICKS, & MY EX'S BROTHER2019 WRITE TOUCH READERS' AWARD WINNER2019 NEW ENGLAND READERS' CHOICE CONTEST WINNER 2019 THE CAROLYN READERS' CHOICE AWARD FINALIST