Yes...My Retarded Ass Signed Up

Introducing The Most Dangerous Book in America Warning Before anyone decides to read this book please answer the following questions: 1) Have you ever heard of the US ARMY? 2) Do you know who M!CHAEL MAYHEM is? If you answered No to the first Question, then please step away from the book and return to your spaceship. Apparently, you're not from this Planet. If you answered No to the second Question, Well. That's All About To Change Michael D. Mayhew/Mayhem is an American Soldier and the Author of the unorthodoxed military scripture, Yes. My Retarded Ass Signed Up. Put away your civilian clothes and enter the explicit diary of a Soldier that went from the lifestyle of Sex, Money and Drugs to the service of Loyalty, Duty and Respect .And Sex. Whether you're in the US ARMY or just curious about some of the realities of military life, every reader will get the chance to sign up for an amazing journey that will take them through the strategies of Army recruiting, the challenges of Basic Training and then off to A.I.T to become part of the world famous U.S ARMY. Find out how it all begins and where the madness will end. You'll be out of breath before the last page. Only The Strong Will Survive. Yes. My Retarded Ass Signed Up It's not just a Book.It's an Adventure