Topless Summer Love Girls; A Gentleman's Guide to Women, Relationships, and Breasts

Topless Summer Love Girls has been called The MAD Magazine of relationship books. It contains a collection of seriously humorous articles, photo features, sidebar essays, and cartoons, including an hilarious satire of Playboy magazine called Danglers that parodies the salacious inanity of men s mags and porn.

The book s unusual title refers to a 30-page photo feature of topless women on the beaches of Cannes, Ibiza, and Barcelona, with funny captions exploring voyeurism.

Mainly, TSLG is about how to identify quality, loving women and avoid those whose reproduction fixation can become man s ruination. TSLG includes an interview with Dr. Herb Goldberg, author of The Hazards of Being Male, about emotionally healthy men and women and what makes good relationships.

The author quotes extensively from men s authors such as Warren Farrell, Robert Glover, and Herb Goldberg; and from relationship books, and even feminist books, to answer Freud s timeless question, "What the !#@$! do women want?" This along with 300 funny cartoons and illustrations, and 200 sexy photos is the OTHER side of TSLG: a book that helps men sidestep the pitfalls of mating to develop wonderful, honest relationships with great women.

Who needs this book:

Young men entering the dating scene

* Men wanting to become married with children

* Men who are stuck being married with children

* Women who truly want to understand men

* Men who truly want to understand themselves

In Topless Summer Love Girls you will learn:

* Dating techniques according to "The Louse, the Lover and the Loser. 3 men discuss honest, dishonest, effective and ineffective approaches to meeting women.

* What motivates women sexually and how to get them into bed.

* What men MUST know about marriage and divorce

* How some women trick men into commitment through pregnancy

* Why marriage is the leading cause of no-sex (and what to do about it!).

* What types of women are most likely to remain sexual for life.

* How feminism (despite many positive results) betrayed women by demonizing men

* How addiction to porn may defeat the primal mating urge

* Everything you always wanted to know about boobies.

Male and females readers alike say: It s funny as hell!

"My wife and I are going through your book page by page and loving it. She laughs out loud again and again and says, 'This is f--king great, I love this.'" - Charles

"I found my husband s copy of Topless Summer Love Girls and I was like, 'What the hell---?' and then I started laughing. Then I was reading parts of it to him aloud. Then I was looking at the charts of breast shapes and wondering which was mine. The book shouldn t be subtitled A Gentleman's Guide... it should be called 'Everybody's Guide...'" - Sandra

"It s a book that s hard to pin down: funny as hell on the one hand, but seriously full of essential info for men. It's like all the world's secrets in a candy wrapper." - Charlotte

"All-American fun without being sleazy. Tons of graphics, and a great sense of humor." - Geri

"Very clever and funny, I really cracked up. Celebrated male anger instead of having to squash it." - Lisa

This book has been many years in the making, the author says. "It began when a doctor told my mother to stop breastfeeding me, and it continued when I was going through divorce and trying to make sense of what had happened to my relationship." The result is a thoroughly well-researched treatise on what motivates men--and women--to mate! TSLG provides real answers and serious solutions in a zany, madcap, entertaining format.