The Silly Songbook

This book contains 55 of the nuttiest, craziest, & down right most ridiculously funny songs in the world. You'll crack up when you sing "Fooba Wooba John." Your're likely to send listeners over the edge with "Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?" and totally gross them out with "Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts." It includes easy-to-play musical scores for piano and guitar with complete lyrics. Each song contains all the original verses (many of which are generally unknown) along with many original verses you won't find anywhere else. Laughable--absurd--hilarious? Yes! And they're all here! Titles: 1. A-hunting we will go 2. Aiken drum 3. Animal fair 4. Bear climbed over the mountain 5. Be kind to your web footed friends 6. Bingo 7. Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy 8. Bring back my neighbors 9. Chumbara 10. Dear old Daddy's whiskers 11. Everybody hates us 12. Five chartreuse buzzards 13. Five little monkeys 14. Fly walked into a grocery store 15. Fooba wooba John 16. Found a peanut 17. Ghost song 18. Goose round 19. Grasshoppers three 20. Greasy grimy gopher guts 21. Hearse song 22. I like to eat 23. I'm a nut 24. I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor 25. It ain't gonna rain no more 26. I was only only foolin' 27. Jenny Jenkins 28. John Brown's baby 29. Johnny's lost his marble 30. Lasagna round 31. Michael Finnegan 32. Miss Lucy 33. Mr. Frog went a courtin' 34. Mrs. White had a fright 35. My father hunted a kangaroo 36. Oh, Chester 37. Oh, how he lied! 38. Oh, I had a silly chicken 39. Oh, I went into the water 40. Old Hogan's goat 41. Old MacTavish 42. On mules we find 43. Roll over 44. There's a hole in the bottom of the sea 45. There was a man & he was mad 46. This old man 47. Threw it out the window 48. Today is Monday 49. To Ope their trunks 50. Turkey in the straw 51. Up in the air, Junior bird man 52. Vowel song