Deer Avenger: A Parody - Now the Deer is the Hunter

HEADS UP HUNTERS -- THIS DEER IS PACKING HEAT! It's payback time and deer hunters everywhere are going to get what's coming. You are the deer. Armed with your choice of an M-16, a Bazooka or a sling-shot full of special deer pellets, you're the meanest kick-ass stag in the forest. The season never closes and big-belly trophy hunting has never been better. Lure hunters into the open with guaranteed mating calls such as "Help, I'm naked and I have a pizza." TIE THAT BIG OLD REDNECK TO YOUR RACK! From trailer parks in West Virginia to the winter wonderland of Minnesota, you can stalk everything from a cuss'n bourbon-guzzler to a proud Connecticut Yuppie in full-court Eddie Bauer. Virtual environments so realistic you can smell the stale beer. SPECIAL DEER WEAPONS: M-16: Gives the hunters a taste of their own medicine Slingshot: ammo consists of hard and soft deer pellets -- a total surprise Bazooka: time to stop kidding around SPECIAL HUNTER STALKING DEVICES: More than a dozen genuine hunter calls including "Free Beer Here" and "Help, I'm naked and I have a pizza." Deer Farts -- get up-wind and smoke 'em out Binoculars and scopes -- just like the ones hunters use on deer. No wonder they never miss! THE DEER'S FAVORITE HUNTING LOCATIONS West Virginia: get them redneck hunters before their bladders burst Connecticut: track yuppie hunters, too dumb to stay in their SUVs Minnesota in Winter: took at the goofy hats on those fellars! HASTA LA VISTA VENISON-EATER! SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS: Pentium 75MHz or better Windows® 95 or 98 16MB of RAM 4x CD-ROM drive Sound-blaster compatible sound card 640 x 480 color capable monitor, 256 colors or better