Pork and Beef's Great Adventure

Beef? said Pork. Yes, Pork? said Beef. What's it like on the moon? asked Pork. I really don't know said Beef. Then why don't we go there tomorrow and find out? suggested Pork. My What an excellent idea agreed Beef. When these two inseparable friends put their simple heads together to concoct a means to fly to the moon, there's no telling what might happen. Splashing about in a tubful of frosting and rolling around in a pile of feathers are all part of the scheme, so whether or not their lunar escapade succeeds, the attempt is guaranteed to be entertaining, if not downright silly. In the tradition of best friends like Pooh and Piglet or Frog and Toad, Pork and Beef, who are perpetually polite but always amusing, prove that anything is possible, despite what Gloomy Clown says, in this wonderfully funny tale.