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Alice never imagined that she would end up like this. Is she the only mother who feels so permanently panic-stricken at the terrors of the modern world--or is it normal to sit up in bed all night popping bubble wrap? She worries that too much gluten and dairy may be hindering the children's mental math. She frets that there are too many cars on the road to let them out of the 4x4. Finally she resolves to take control and tackle her biggest worry of all: her daughter is definitely not going to fail that crucial secondary school entrances exam. Because Alice has decided to take the test in her child's place...