The True Meaning of Cleavage

How far does loyalty stretch when your best friend will go to any lenghts to fullfil her obssession with the coolest boy in school? Sari and Jess are best friends and total opposites. They've liked each other ever since they discovered that they are the only two normal people at Eldridge Alternative. As they prepare to face the trials of year ten, Sari is psyched. Jess, not so much. How can she face the Prada Mafia, the most evil clique at school? Or Mr McGuiness's unnervingly long nose hair? What if something really interesting happens to Sari and nothing whatsoever happens to Jess? Then when sari falls madly, psychotically in love with David Cole, the coolest and most popular senior, not even Jess can predict the mayhem that is about to start...