I M ALICE BEAUTY QUEEN (Bang on the Door)

From the author of the hilarious Im Alice (I think), comes the irresistibly funny sequel, with further adventures of Alices adolescent angst.Sixteen-year old Alice suspects that this is the year shes going to bloom, graduating from the ranks of the marginal into the realm of the practically normal. Thats immediately confirmed when, lured by the $400 clothing allowance, she becomes the official Rod & Gun Club candidate in the towns Miss Smithers, BC, Beauty Pageant.Now that shes practically normal, Alice is anxious to try new things. But she cant decide whether to push her sort-of boyfriend, Goose, into having sex with her, or to take a vow of chastity with the WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) movement.Alice, fresh from her hit debut in Im Alice, I Think and complete with satirical wit and unique thrift-shop style is back in this uniquely funny take on surviving the tough teen years.