Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass. 
Life sucker-punched me... 
I have family I didn’t know about, a magical heritage laying its claim, and a mystery I apparently need to solve. 
There are three things I love most in life…my wild and crazy Irish family, Redbreast Whiskey at Shenanigans, and living in Toronto. 
Having grown up with five older brothers, I can fight my way out of most situations, either with my wicked sense of humor or my fists. Often both. But when a back-alley brawl leaves me marked with a bizarre Celtic crest on my back, I become a beacon for all things whacked and weird. 
My dad is obviously freaked when he sees the tat, but he won’t discuss it. 
So, I do what any stubborn red-headed lass would—I ignore all advice and fly to the Emerald Isle to get answers. 
And yeah…you know that saying about hindsight being 20/20? 
True Story. 
Look out, druid world. This mac Cumhaill is like no other. 
Will Fiona survive coming into her powers? Will those in Ireland survive Fiona? Can Toronto survive an urban druid and her mythical bear?\nGo up, hit the Pre-Order, and get ready to cheer for the red-headed lass from Toronto!

A Gilded Cage (Chronicles of an Urban Druid)

Science Fiction & Fantasy

Anderle, Michael

Tempest, Auburn

Fantasy

LMBPN Publishing

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass. 
My outlook on life isn’t complicated—any day that passes when nobody tries to kill me or someone I love gets put into the ‘good day’ column. Simple, right?\nLately, good days have been hard to come by.\nSince I totally ignored Da’s warning three months ago and flew to Ireland to embrace our super-secret heritage, I’ve seen the world in a different light—a mythical and magical light.\nI am a Druid.\nAnd even though Da and my brothers are all cops, I seemed destined to put out fires. Seriously, the scramble to survive never ends. From quests heaped on me from ancient ancestors, to trampy witches, to misogynistic hobgoblins, I’m pretty much screwed from the get-go. Oh, and don’t forget Barghest. Yeah, those druid Black Dog wannabes are still around and more determined than ever to see us eliminated.\nSomeone should tell them the best way to make sure I do something is to tell me I can’t. 
Yeah-no, like Han Solo said… "Never tell me the odds."\nLook out, druid world Fiona is back and she’s fired up.\nClick now to Pre-Order book 2 – A Sacred Grove, and continue on the adventure with your red-headed lass from Toronto!

A Sacred Grove (Chronicles of an Urban Druid)

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass. 
Since being marked as the heir apparent I’ve been stabbed, kidnapped, black-listed, tortured, targeted, and accused of being the cause of pretty much every magical mishap that’s hit the streets of Toronto. 
To some, I’m a nuisance, to others a curiosity, and others still—a problem to be eliminated. 
Whatevs, haters gotta hate. 
But when a mushroom cloud of dark and dangerous falls over my family and friends, there is nothing to be done but answer the call and fight. Who’s manipulating things behind the scenes? Who’s coming after the people I care about? 
And who the hell is stupid enough to think resurrecting the evil Morgan le Fey is a good idea? 
Yeah-no, it’s not. 
With evil brewing, enemies running rampant, and The Lakeshore Guild of Empowered Ones ineffective at policing its members, my family and cool new friends set out to right the wrongs of our world. 
Be the change, am I right? 
Fiona brings you more druid adventure, family shenanigans, and mythical tales of magic and mystery in the third installment of the Chronicles of the Urban Druid. 
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A Family Oath (Chronicles of an Urban Druid)

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass. 
Growing up with five older brothers taught me how to take a hit. Lucky for me because the hits I take as a druid make me yearn for the good old days of sucker-punches, rope burn, and steamroller. 
There’s no turning back and honestly—I wouldn’t if I could. 
In a city where vampires, mages, and hobgoblins hate me, I struggle to hold my own and fight the good fight. I was chosen to wear the mark of the Fianna for a reason.\nI’m Fiona-freaking-Cumhaill.\nWe have dark witches, mutant fae, giants, and the worst? Disgruntled parents. We hold the line with the help of family and friends. We’ve got this! ...I hope.\nHa! Famous last words.\nFiona brings you more magic, mayhem, and hilarious hijinks in the fourth installment of the Chronicles of the Urban Druid. 
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A Witch’s Revenge (Chronicles of an Urban Druid)

Literature & Fiction

Genre Fiction

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass.When life rushes at you from all sides, you widen your stance to keep from getting toppled over-you brace yourself.But no matter how well you prepare, some things you just don't see coming.Assuming my role as the druid representative for the Lakeshore Guild of Empowered Ones is both an honor and a curse. It puts me in a position to make important changes in a flawed system but also puts me in the crosshairs of a lot of powerful people.Demons, tricksters, and wizards I can handle, but when my worlds collide and the police get involved, I'm afraid for not only me but the men in my family.Don't mess with my family.Fiona continues her quest to fight the fight in the fifth installment of the Chronicles of the Urban Druid. Don't miss a moment of this rollicking ride.Go up and hit "Read for Free" or "Buy Now" to Pre-Order book 5 - A Broken Vow and continue on the adventure with your red-headed lass from Toronto

A Broken Vow (Chronicles of an Urban Druid)

Humor & Satire

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass.\nSome days I kick life in the ass. Other days it kicks back.\nOn a good day, wearing the Fianna mark tosses me into topsy-turvy trials. It’s a scramble but I manage to hold it together with the help of amazing family and friends: mythical, magical, and mortal.\nBut despite best-laid plans, collateral damage occurs.\nI can live with me getting hurt but watching someone I love suffer—not so much. Is there any limit to where I’d go or who I’d face off against?\nNo. There isn’t.\nOn a quest to save life and love, and with no time to spare, I take on a world of dragons, gnomes, witches, and trolls. Out of my depths and against a power that can snap me like a twig, there’s only one thing I know for sure…\nFailure is not an option.\nFiona continues her journey to becoming the druid she’s destined to be in this sixth installment of the Chronicles of the Urban Druid. Don’t miss a moment of this rollicking ride.\nGo up and hit "Read for Free" or "Buy Now" to Pre-Order book 6 – A Druid Hexed and continue on the adventure with your red-headed lass from Toronto!

A Druid Hexed (Chronicles of an Urban Druid)

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass. The moment you let your guard down and think you've got a handle on life-you jinx it. I bust my butt on the daily, smoothing the rough edges after moving in with the boyfriend, making amends to angry empowered ones, and patching things up with hostile in-laws. Things are good on the home front with my job, family, and friends. I've got this, right? Wrong. Cue the centrifuge of life spinning me around while the gods point and laugh. Or, in this case, the goddess. Hecate, Goddess of Witchcraft and Magic, deity of night and ghosts, supreme bitch tormentor of friends. I wondered why Nikon hated Hecate with such venom. Turns out, there's history there. He faced his battles alone over the past centuries but he's not alone now. The Greek is family and I've got his back. Join Fiona on another action-packed adventure through time, myth, and traditions in the seventh installment of the Chronicles of the Urban Druid.

An Immortal's Pain (Chronicles of an Urban Druid)

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass.\nThe focus of my life as an urban druid is to stand as a guardian of nature. The focus of my life as Fiona Cumhaill to stand as a guardian of my family.\nSeriously. Don't screw with my family.\nIt's a no-brainer, drop everything, and take up the fight topic for me-If you need me, I will come.\nSo, when darkness conspires to overtake the light and people I love are sucked into the wake of evil, the Toronto crew grabs the go-bags and answers the call.\nWith rituals to learn, a goddess to honor, and a traitor to hold at bay, we tackle the incoming maelstrom in true Cumhaill style.\nSure, we may be out of our depths and behind the eight ball, but what else is new?

A Shaman's Power (Chronicles of an Urban Druid)

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass.\nMagic, dragons, elves, and vampires are my new normal. At any point, I might get attacked by an angry book, be on the shit-list for forgetting to hook up my battle bear's keg, or get called to investigate a gruesome magical murder.\nAnd how cool is that?\nWell... the investigating part, not so much the murder.\nWhen Garnet brings Team Trouble in to investigate a string of discarded bodies, none of us likes where the evidence points. My Spidey-sense says something isn't right.\nIn the human realm, the evidence doesn't lie. In the empowered realm... nothing is as it seems.

A Fated Bond (Chronicles of an Urban Druid)

Mystery, Thriller & Suspense

Mystery

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass.\nWe all make mistakes, but for most of us we die and they're forgotten-not so if you're immortal.\nFor gods and immortals, grudges live forever.\nOne moment of poor judgment, a lack of understanding, or simply being oblivious to what's going on around you can elevate you to the top of someone's to-do list.\nBe careful who you piss off.\nAmid murder, ex-lovers, jewel heists, and much, much wine, the Cumhaill fam jam stays the course of fighting the good fight and standing behind our friends.\nNí neart go cur le chéile... There is strength in unity.\nWith the Culling looming in the distance and the knowledge that the showdown is building, we focus on strengthening Team Trouble and our allies.\nTogether we stand. Together we fall. Together we win. And the winner takes all.

A God's Mistake (Chronicles of an Urban Druid)

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