<p>The chapters in this book include: The History of Shoplifting, Confidently Calm to Carry on, Master of Disguise, Blind Spots, Conceal Like a Pro, Entering and Exiting Stores, Getting Started and Stealing the Easiest Items in the Easiest Ways, Safe Vs. Unsafe Store Departments & Items, Examination of Items, Suspicious Characteristics of the Stereotypical Shoplifter, Alarm Devices, Disarming Alarm devices, Types of Thieves, Kleptomania & How to Conquer It, Cart Pushing & Where to Put Safe Items, The No Evidence Left Behind Act, It's Not Illegal Until Caught, Peace, Six Steps Before Apprehension, Loss Prevention & Retail Security, Inventory Management, A Store Detective's Techniques, DON'T TALK JUST WALK, Cash or Card? And Some Philosophy on Money, Shoplifting is good if Corporations are Bad, Self-Checkout Hacks, Items are Clones & Barcodes are Stickers, Future of Shoplifting Prevention, and more. Robin Hood & Aladdin have written this educational book about how they successfully shoplift with honor. They're both great shoplifters because of their techniques and knowledge. Robin Hood & Aladdin have conquered their inner kleptomaniac and are in full control of where and when they shoplift. They know to never shoplift from small businesses and to always shoplift from corporations. They're aware of the rules and regulations because in order to break the law; one must know the law. They know the inner workings of a store and how store detectives think. They've fully mastered the art of Blind Spots and are always aware of their surroundings. Robin Hood & Aladdin know which items and store departments are the safest, how to enter and exit a store, how to properly conceal items, and what to do if confronted by store detectives. No matter what, Robin Hood & Aladdin always steal with honor and never use violence. When Robin Hood was young, he robbed the rich to give to the poor. Even though he broke the law, he was still considered a hero because he helped those in need by taking from the rich who mistreated the poor and had way too much money and power. Today, Robin Hood is still a heroic, honorable, and peaceful thief who shoplifts from corrupt corporate stores to give to the poor. Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and is provided for educational purposes only. Do not attempt to re-enact or recreate any activity or suggestion in the following text. Methods described are illegal. Any action you take is strictly at your own risk, and this book is not liable for any losses and damages in connection with this book. Educational Uses: This is a fictional how-to book and should be used for educational, philosophical, and entertainment purposes only. This is a great resource for people in many professions, such as retailers, store detectives, loss prevention specialists, law officers, anarchists, scientists, researchers, and philosophers who may greatly benefit from books written from the perspective of Robin Hood & Aladdin. In order to catch a thief; one must know a thief. How can one catch a criminal if they have no idea how the criminal thinks and acts? How can a shoplifter be successful if they aren't aware of how Asset Protection Specialists operate? This book is about the best shoplifters: Aladdin & Robin Hood. This book is about the techniques and knowledge of fictional shoplifters. This book does not suggest that the reader shoplift or break the law.</p>

How to Shoplift: A Philosophical Handbook

Politics & Social Sciences

Hood, Robin

A, Aladdin

Social Sciences

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